Please welcome Pia and Annie!!
Interview with a Succubus
Hi, I’m Annie Nicholas and I’ve dragged my current heroine
along with me to hold my hand during this interview.
I’m Pia Blyton and I’m forcing Annie to come out of her
shell. Sort of… (pushes Annie to the
front of the class)
What? (blinks) I write paranormal romance and Pia is my
succubus. Wait, not mine-mine, but my character in my new book.
(whispers) Starved for Love.
Starved for Love. She has three boyfriends—
Not boyfriends, suitors, big
difference.
How?
Boyfriends implies I love them. I
can’t allow myself to do that. It’s too dangerous for my mental health. Suitors
are more like… contracted lovers? Geez, that makes them sound like prostitutes.
(laughs) Some of them would prefer that, but I don’t pay them. The contract states
that we have sex every nine days so I can feed.
What do they get out of it?
Dude! (gestures at her body) All
this.
Every nine days, divided by three boy—suitors that equals…
Yes, yes, every three days I have to
orgasm so I can feed. Don’t look at me like that. I’m not the writer. You
wouldn’t want to be around me if I don’t feed either. It can get ugly, well
actually, I’m told I get more beautiful, but that’s not the point. I get
demanding and horny and no one’s safe.
Are you close to your day three now? (clears throat)
(tosses Annie the evil eye) Yes, I
have a date after this so you’re safe.
(perks) Which suitor?
